• Lady Liberty in sunglasses holding hot dog, "Celebrating Our Freedom" text, patriotic satirical design on white t-shirt
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Patriotic Freedom Fast Food T-Shirt

Patriotic Freedom Fast Food T-Shirt

118,00 zł PLN
118,00 zł PLN
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Color: White
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😎 Freedom Never Tasted So Good

This isn't your grandpa's patriotic tee – it's a straight-up masterpiece of American irony. Picture Lady Liberty herself, crown gleaming and shades on, clutching the most American delicacy known to mankind: a perfectly loaded hot dog. 🌭

"Celebrating Our Freedom" takes on a whole new meaning when you realize we've achieved the ultimate liberty—the freedom to eat processed meat tubes at 2 AM without judgment. 

Here, Liberty doesn’t ride a white horse—it rolls up to a drive-thru. It’s bold. It’s greasy. Because what says "land of the free" more than stuffing your face with fast food while fireworks go off?

The vintage-inspired typography and distressed graphics give it that authentic Americana vibe, while the absurdist twist keeps it fresh and conversation-starting. 

It's patriotic, it's satirical, and it's deliciously ridiculous.

Perfect for grilling season, baseball games, post-party munchies, or any day you’re feeling a little unhinged but extremely American. 🗽

United in hot dogs, divided by condiment preferences.

 


Product features
- Knit in one piece without side seams for a sleek look and less fabric waste.
- Elastic ribbed collar that retains shape for lasting wear.
- Shoulder tape for added stability, preventing stretching over time.
- Made from 100% ring-spun cotton for ultimate comfort throughout the year.
- Ethically produced using US cotton, certified safe and environmentally friendly.

Gildan 64000 T-shirt Size Chart:

Gildan 64000 size chart showing width, length, and sleeve measurements in inches and centimeters for XS to 5XL sizes

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House, flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 64000, 2-year warranty in the EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors. Do not bleach. Tumble dry: low heat. Iron, steam or dry: low heat. Do not dryclean.

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